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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Clinton Killed JFK!: Now It Can Be Revealed

A veteran of the CIA's black ops division who requests his identity remain anonymous has informed me that a teenaged Bill Clinton fired the fatal shot that killed JFK.

JFK conspiracy theorists came very close to discovering this years ago when one theorized that the limo driver had a special wrist-mounted gun. Photo analysis showed that the driver had turned around to look at Kennedy only moments before the fatal shot. A brief glint of light off the driver's wrist revealed the presence of the gun.

My CIA source has now told me that Bill Clinton, in a remarkably convincing disguise, had replaced driver William Greer shortly before the motorcade commenced.

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